- I went upstairs and became a cocksucker - Something Awful
Save your money, folks People want to be successful They want to be the next big thing, the next Dean Martin or Albert Einstein A huge star Some people want to cure cancer or AIDS Some want to star in the movies They want to make a ton of money, sleep with beautiful models, and live in a mansion in the hills It varies from person to person but that’s pretty much the gist of these
- Prank Institute, Literotica, and GaiaOnline - Something Awful
Prank Institute You can imagine my surprise when I found out that this is not even a real school That was another prank, I guess I'm confused, does the humor happen before or after you get beaten over the head with a chair? Indeed, any fool could toss an egg at someone, but it takes a real star to put baby vegetables in his rectum HELL YEAH RIP THE SYSTEM AND RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE (even
- Literotica - Something Awful
According to the Google image search, this is an example of "language" I can't tell if this proves or disproves my point Luckily, I'm also not sure that I had a point to begin with Why do human beings use language? This is a question that has plagued scholars of literature for so many generations that the question itself has become buried under mountains of novels, poems, plays, and essays
- Tales from the Zoo - Something Awful
He's been kind enough to share some of surreal stories he's either witnessed, or been told by his senior keepers For today’s Goldmine, we're starting off with "Bigpeeler Gets It In The Ass From An Ostrich" and, "Herman The Elephant Stomps His Cock "
- Profiles in Scourging - Something Awful
Sex and chemotherapy drugs help put Barack on a roll Political self-immolation was the name of the game this week, but Profiles in Scourging is never above flaying the flesh from a charred corpse Salt the lash and join us as we tackle two of New York's finest: Eliot Spitzer and Geraldine Ferraro
- Fake! - Something Awful
Late Night with Conan O'Brien For years we have laughed with, and at, the late night variety show hosted by Conan O'Brien His show Late Night has captivated audiences with its in your face gritty realism Sorry to burst your bubble, but Late Night isn't what it seems All of the laughs, the wacky hijinks, and the crazy characters are staged in what are called "bits" written days, sometimes
- Trippin On FEMA - Something Awful
About This Column The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor
- Zombie Planet - Something Awful
In the post-apocalyptic future, dental hygiene is unheard of Wait, those are that guy's actual teeth? OK, it's just a southern thing Before I begin I would like to give a big shout out to everyone who took the time to write me with suggestions of crappy movies of the non-horror persuasion While I got a couple dozen suggestions in total, all but maybe two or three were sci-fi or action
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